The Story of a String

So I received this little jewel from a friend in email form this morning beside the warm glow of my computer screen. Enjoy...

"I'm eating cherries. Everytime I eat cherries, I think of you and your accident along a highway somewhere in Washington state. I've told your story various times.

Most recently, I told it go a group of people at work. We had just had a conversation about nipple piercing. One of my coworkers just had this done. Another one of my coworkers has a friend who had his nipple pierced, and afterward there was a little white thing coming out of the nipple. It was bothering him for a while so he decided to pull it off. But when he pulled on it, more came out, and more and more, until soon he had a 5" white stringy thing dangling from his nipple. So he decided to do what any logical person with a white string hanging from their nipple might do (why didn't he decide to go to the doctor at this point, we'll never know). He cut it off. When cut the little white string, which was apparently a nerve, he lost all bowel and bladder function instantaneously. In other words, he shit his pants. The good news is that it was a temporary problem, and rumor has it he doesn't need to wear diapers today."